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5D’s in the first 8 episodes
Alright What I’ve gathered in 8 episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh 5D’s:
First Episode: “Da Frig! What? DAND GREEN HOLY JESUS!? YUSEI WON! WOO Sorry Dan, What? JACK DID WHAT!? WHAT… WHAT A JERK! JERK JERK JERK!”
Second Episode: “OK, So Yusei wants his car and his card back…. WHAT? KAY Okay, How do you plan on doing this? JACK YOU JERK, I HATE YOU! Okay well this plan should work, cause it’s the second episode it has too. Now some punk is trying to take Yusei’s Motorcycle… GREAT. Oh Yusei won. Perf”
Third Episode: “Okay here goes nothing… Okay. He’s driving…Driving. DAN GREEN’S BACK!!!! YAY! I mean awww, why does he look just like the first bully from Season 0…*gasp* Grandchild!? Okay well Yusei is now in the tunnel, YAH ONLY GOT 3 MINUTES TO ESCAPE THE TUNNEL! WOO! YUSEI WON!… and time just ran out….FRIG! Oh no biggy just a FRIGGIN’ CAR IS COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU! DAN NOOOO YOU CAN’T DIE! Yusei made it, wonderful. No one saw that coming… JACK!”
Fourth episode: “Jack gave the card back…. I don’t trust this. WHAT! YUSEI DON’T THROW IT BACK! JESUS JUST LEAVE…. GAH! Oh wonderful a dome to duel at… wait what did he just call it?? *rewinds* KAIBA DOME! FRIG!? OF FRIGIN’ COURSE HE HAS A DOME, CAN’T BE DOMINO CITY WITHOUT SOMETHING RELATED TO KAIBA. ‘Ever see anything bigger, Yusei?’-Jack. 'Kaiba’s Ego’- Every Yu-Gi-Oh fan. Okay… now they’re dueling. Yusei’s down a lot of points, Jack is rubbing it in his face, Red Arcifeind… wonderful. Now what is he summoning… DERDUST DURGEN!! WHAT!? THAT’S JUST CRUEL! Oh well Yusei got it, creepy government people watching, KABOOM! Black out! Big scary red dragon thing goes 'hero everyone!’ Yusei and Jack have red glowy marks on there arms…… Annnnnd Yusei got arrested…”
Fifth episode: “Man Jack you’ve got some nerve to let your Friend go to the mental assylum place. Creepy government dude yet again, well maybe he’ll let him off the hook seems he doesn’t care… Well Okay then, just cause he left the friggin’ Satellite. Now he’s got that sexy mark that has been in the intro for five episodes. Great, on the road to a new home… and a crazy old dude! My favorite type of Charater! Whoop! Okay so no dueling and no fighting! Got it. Some guy wants to teach them how to get respect okay…”
Sixth Episode: “well maybe it will be just a normal pris…. FRIG! OF COURSE THEY HAVE TO DUEL TO EARN RESPECT AND IT’S LIKE ILLEGAL! OF FRIGGIN’ COURSE! Yusei doesn’t have cards? What? The old man snuck in cards… wow. Okay so now the old man is dueling… and he lost really badly. Wonderful. WOH YUSEI JUST KNOCKED THAT GUY DOWN! GO TRISTA… YUSEI! Okay now Yusei is using this really bad deck to duel… wel he can’t loose so yeah…. Hol up hol up hol up you meanin’ to tell me Jack lost?! HELL YEAH!”
Seventh episode: “So now Yusei is dueling, and while he’s kicking butt with a weird deck, Jack is gettin’ explained on the whole red mork thingy on his arms… *paying attention to old government dude* SAY WHAT!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME INSTED OF EGYPT THEY USE THE AZTECS!? THE FRIG MAN!! Jack is a signer of the Crimson Dergen yadda yadda…. And Yusei is too! Whoop whoop! now back to duel, super pointless, Yusei won! Yay!… Wait where is he going? Okay they’re running tests on him… Who nice body Yusei *winks* He hawt! Can I pause to just stare at him? uhh continuing”
Eight Episode: “So Yusei is a signer but they can’t seem to bring it out… Blah Blah old guy mad. Jack is making me depressed because he realized he’s a looser. Oh btw did I inform you guys I Coatship now, Yeah Kaiba and Jack have too much in common to go unnoticed… anyway. Jack Is like depressing me and Yusei is gettin’ some peer pressure thrown on him. Wonderful.”